• maggiecheungs said: LET’S GET RENZO AND GO OUT DRINKING YA YA?

lol, this is me not knowing how to reply to a reply on here. But YES. HECKYES.

punkybluesparty , ya down? 

My heart beats and bleeds for every single living thing, and it’s exhausting in itself, but inexhaustible.

I don’t even know.

Routine gives me anxiety.

frank-n-stardust:

Are you being the person David Bowie wants you to be?

(via robert-de-rino)

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God, people, tag your porn!!!

God, people, tag your porn!!!

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NEWSFLASH

punkybluesparty:

The girlfriend is unoriginal.

ALL her jokes are stolen from funnier people*

*at times, it’s me

THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT. SHIT TO THE BULL.

Her fingers reached out and delicately skimmed the many lines and folds of his face. Her lids dropped and she leaned into him, never resisting his gentle pull. Steven Buscemi's bulbous fish eyes widened and his jaw unhinged, swallowing Gaby whole, his jagged plank teeth gnashing her bones to dust.

Asked by: Anonymous

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE FANTASTIC

Please please please

Can someone please write fanfic of me and Steve Buscemi pleaseee (in three sentences or fewer) thanks my babies! Love you

I do not like Bon Jovi. The boyfriend hacked me, that evil evil butthead love.

lipgloss-in-my-veins:

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

i always wondered what the fuck this scene was about

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starscreamsswayinghips:

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

DAMN. IT.

YEEEEEEEES I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS

(Source: noneuclidean, via saint04)

Slowly, slowly learning French so I can work for the UN someday.

By Rosetta Stone? Nope. Flash cards? Nope.

By Stromae lyrics.

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan


no its a dog

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

(Source: reblog-gif, via theamazingladygeek)

I was tagged by Meg! (@whimpering-pines)

Rules: write the titles of 10 books that have stayed with you throughout your life! They don’t have to be great works; don’t think too long - just pick ones you love! and don’t forget to tag me so I can see :)

I’m going to include short stories in here, too!

1.) Walk Two Moons
2.) Slaughterhouse-Five
3.) The Great Gatsby
4.) The Little Prince
5.) Ordinary People
6.) The Catcher in the Rye
7.) The School (Barthelme)
8.) Araby
9.) A Series of Unfortunate Events (series)
10.) The Monster At the End of This Book (sesame street lol.)

And now I get to tag some of you!

punkybluesparty
sunhatedginger
maggiecheungs
brownchopsticks
lepidoptera-and-insulin
Also, Nessa, Kelly, Alex, and Jess! :P